It's the 1980’s and a group of
teenagers are getting together to hold a seance in a
haunted house. All the typical 80’s horror movie
characters are there: the cool hero, the innocent girlfriend,
the goth chick, the tough guy, the beautiful blonde
girl, the shy guy in love with the beautiful blonde
girl, a couple of lipstick lesbians and two big geeks.
In true low budget 80’s horror
movie fashion, weird things start happening around the
house. One dimensional characters are dying preposterously
bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent
reason and people walk into dangerous, pitch black rooms
saying classic lines like, "Is someone in here?"
As the poor, hapless kids are sliced and diced, it's
up to our hero to lead the remaining survivors to safety
before the house is filled with stupid dead teenagers.
Stupid Teenagers Must Die!
is the directorial debut from Jeff C. Smith and features
a talented cast of newcomers including Jovan Meredith
(Overbrook Productions’ 125th And Nowhere),
Ashley Schneider (Parental Guidance Suggested),
Devin Marble (Men's Room), Lindsay Gareth (Bottoms
Up) Renee Dorian (The Mangler Reborn)
Cory Assink (C.S.I.), Jonathan Brett (Zoey
101), Will Deutsch (The Good German),
Jamie Carson (Hunger Pains) and Christina DeRosa
(Entourage).